Yes, you read that title right, and yes, this is a men’s magazine, written by women. Ha! We’ll explain what kind of sucking Demi Moore loves in just a second. First, we want to recognize the milfiness that is Mrs. Moore! A few days ago allegations about her husband, Ashton Kutcher, cheating were circling the web. Just hours after rumours started to swirl, this picture of a bikini clad Moore showed up on sites all over the internet. Hmm…interesting timing. She’s 47, with a body like that, we don’t think Ashton’s cheating.
So what’s her secret? Leeches (that’s the kind of sucking she’s into). She uses leeches to detoxify her blood, saying ”These are not just some low-level scavengers; we’re talking high-level blood-suckers.” Sounds painful, but maybe that’s what she’s into. Perhaps Ashton wasn’t into s&m? He better have a damn good reason for cheating…if he is?
What do you think, gentlemen? Would you cheat on Demi? Comment below!
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Cheating happens because of opportunity and boredom. In 1900 the average person lived approx. 47yrs and the average marriage was 14yrs long. In the year 2000 the average person in North America lives to 75.. but the average marriage is 9yrs long. Monogamy is b.s. and Ashton will eventually cheat.. plastic surgery, leeches and working out can only do so much. I’m sure he’ll be a lot of help when she starts going through menopause in the nxt few years.. and he’s dealing with getting grey hairs in his 30′s… I applaud them for having fun and being chill with eachother.. but it will end.. all good things come to an end.