www.Groupola.com asked 1,198 couples across the UK which celebrities their spouse would allow them to be intimate with, without classing it as cheating (like a freebie f*ck).
Topping the poll for men is Megan Fox with 72% of the male respondents admitting she is top of their list. Brad Pitt is the most popular celebrity for women, with 69%.
So guys, we want to hear from you: Which celebrity featured in our poll, tops your list?
If you catch a fashion crime when you’re out and about, don’t let it pass you by! Capture it on camera and send it to The Advisory Broads – we’re fighting bad style one faux pas at a time! Gentlemen, take note:
“50% of looking good is being dressed appropriately for the occasion. This is Grade 11 Algebra teacher, not baseball game in the middle of summer!”- Jackie, ifheonlyknew.com reader
They’re everywhere. Metrosexual douchesquads with frosted tips and excessive bling, sporting designer murses and fist pumping their way from nightclub to nightclub in their sport utility vehicles accented with spinning rims. It’s a douche-nation and they’re slowly suffocating any intelligent life left out there. You may think you’re in the clear with your “real job”, clean-cut appearance, turned down collar and your Ford Focus, but douchebaggery is an epidemic. They’re polluting the streets, shopping malls, movie theaters, clubs, gyms and restaurants. No public vicinity is a safe haven and whether you like it or not this plague is everything but avoidable. You may not have any idea that there’s a festering douchebag within just waiting to erupt through the tips of your potential faux hawk, but inside every shot of jagermeister is a [jager]bomb ready to explode. Here’s how to recognize your inner douche so you can stomp out the raging roid fire before it has a chance to spread.
Let the anti fist pumping begin…
Never, and I mean never, is there any logical or viable reason for you to be wearing sunglasses inside, especially at night. Corey Hart is an asshole for implanting such an annoying lyrical virus into society. I don’t care if your pinkeye is pussing from lid to lid, if it’s bad enough you feel that you shouldn’t be seen in public, then STAY AT HOME. While you may think this look is “cool”, I’m telling you right...
“If he only knew…I can’t stand his dirty talk, it’s like the unsexiest thing I’ve ever heard. He’s amazing in bed, I just need a mute button!” Dirty Debbie, 31
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